Would a mango by any other name taste as good?

No question the Phactor would not have gotten any further than "Bango", although put this misspelling together with the correct spelling, bango-mango, and you can sort of imagine a frou-frou tropical beverage with a little paper umbrella.  As someone who shops in all manner of ethnic markets, you do wonder about the labelling.  What fun to be able to unravel this!