This is actually just unfair. Even in a barbaric game (let them carry weapons) like football, there is a rule against piling on. As if TPP did not have another single thing to do, a journal editor has emailed manuscript proofs for any final corrections along with a non-technical 250 word summary (not previously mentioned), and it would be nice if it were provided not just in English, but in Spanish, Portuguese, or French as well. With ample concern and consideration for your time, please returned the proofed manuscript within 72 hours. It's a nice day, TPP is going outside to do some garden work.
TMI Friday: Rectal Repositories !
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