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Here we go again?

Pick Rerry for president? Isn't this the 3rd candidate that heard from on high that they should run? Is this evidence for the trinity, and if so, why don't they agree? Apparently Pick's credentials are he's governor of the Lone Star Republic? Didn't we try one of these before? You know when you buy a car or a new beer, and you don't like the way it runs or tastes, do you go right back to the same place for another? And then you think about just how well the Lone Star is being run, and you wish to inflict that on the whole country? This just doesn't make any sense at all. Is Pick all that much smarter than W? Nothing really suggests that, especially their respective college records. Could that many of the GnOPe really think W did such a good job that they want to run another governor of the Lone Star? Wow! My confidence soars! The mind boggles. And what about the USA does Pick like so much that he wishes to be president after threatening to secede from the union? That bodes well for representing the polices of the USA. Looks like the inmates continue to run the funny farm. Molly Ivins simply wouldn't believe it, and you can be sure she'd have something to say about this Pick.


mr_subjunctive said...

Ah, but Perry has very Presidential hair, and makes frequent plausibly-sincere Jesusy noises, which is apparently all you need.

I'm not sure Perry worries me yet. The Rs don't sound particularly settled on any candidates, and keep making a big deal about one or another. (For a while, it was assumed that Romney would be the guy, then Cain, then Trump for a brief but surreal period, then Bachmann, now Perry.) Until there's a caucus, none of the speculation matters, and I really don't expect to care much after the caucus either, because the Tea Party will be there to guarantee that whoever it is is awful.

I am absolutely dreading January. Election years are horrible for my mental health. I can't not pay attention, but I can't do much about the outcome, either, so it's like being in a really long, drawn-out car crash every four years.

The Phytophactor said...

Good point about the hair being an answer to our prayers because this boy is sounding better all the time!

The Phytophactor said...

And even better still.

The Phytophactor said...

He just keeps getting better!

The Phytophactor said...

And here's a recommendation from a Texan to reinforce what Molly Ivins always said about W, if you want to know what kind of president Perry'll be, just look at Texas.