A great hybrid concept!

Welcome to the Crown and Anchor a truly a great hybrid concept, a TARDIS hybridized to a tavern.  No matter when you enter it's happy hour inside, and no matter when you decide to leave, the hour is respectable outside.  No more missing the good times, no more getting yelled at for loosing track of time. You could even emerge before you went in thus eliminating the necessity of an excuse or explanation of where you were, or were not, although you do this at the risk of upsetting the space-time continuum with a time travel paradox. Who could have thought of this?