Field of Science

Erotic garden in northern Thailand

Sorry TPP missed this erotic garden on his last visit to Thailand, but it's newly opened. Not sure this is quite TPP's cup of tea, but it does have a tea house. To be sure, this is not the first place featuring numerous phalli that TPP has visited; one temple in southern India had thousands. That the owner of the garden looks like a very nice lady only demonstrates how differently different cultures perceive such imagery. In the USA you'd probably get arrested for pornography or lewdness for constructing mammaries in your garden. But were they botanically true to the theme? Will they have Amorphophallus and Phallus growing? There are other plants that might be appropriate too, e.g., Clitoria, Mammillaria. Why things may get out of hand and require some Euphoribia antisyphilletica. Here's one of the milder images for this family-oriented blog, quite an idea for a fountain really (a phallic phoutain?) but suddenly TPP feels a strong urge to urinate!  Must be the tea.  Wonder what the ladies over at Garden Rant will think of this garden design. Ladies? 


Anonymous said...

Without doubt a major pest in the garden will be the banana slug Ariolimax dolichophallus


Dr Chips said...

TPP, you should have saved this for Friday's Fabulous Phallus!

The Phytophactor said...

You found it titillating also?