Oh, Texas, don’t ever…evolve
The bible is my textbook;
It’s the only one I need
It’s got all the information
That a person ought to read
Any open-minded scientist
Would certainly concede
It’s a better book than Darwin’s is, by far!
It’s the universe’s history—
All several thousand years—
And it shows how evolution’s
Not as strong as it appears
(Cos it’s atheistic scientists
Just covering their fears);
God created things exactly as they are
So it’s time to put the bible
Into all our Texas schools!
It’s against the constitution,
But they always say, of rules,
That they’re there for us to break them,
So watch out, you godless fools
We will have our way, through providence divine!
Yes, we’ll earn our reputation
As a stubborn, backward state
Though it’s really not the people,
It’s the board that guards the gate
So the people watch in horror
As creationists debate…
See, it’s what you call intelligent design.
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Once again the science textbook debate focuses on
Texas. Some Texans want science textbooks to be written in such a manner
that children can decide for themselves if evolution is a valid explanation or
not, as if the experts really don’t know, and kids could think so critically. The critics of science don’t want textbooks
to say that anything is known; they want analysis, they want science evaluated,
as if this never happens in science itself.
Said one textbook evaluator (from the Huffpo), “I’m just looking for evolution to be presented
honestly and not be given a materialistic slant that’s not warranted by the
evidence”. That’s quite a
statement. Science is operationally
“materialistic”, that is science acts as if the supernatural doesn’t exist, and
given the evidence that’s a reasonable enough position, but science operates
this way because no one has yet been able to figure out how to do science any other
way. In other words materialistic
science works. There are no examples,
no studies, no breakthroughs, no advances in knowledge, in medicine, in
agriculture that have used a non-materialistic, let’s call it magical,
approach. So this fellow thinks a
materialistic approach that works is a “slant” and he prefers that be balanced
by a magical approach, and for the purpose of enhancing science education. How ironic then that this fellow thinks
evolution is not being presented honestly, although certainly in textbooks the
presentation is often overly simplistic, and over the years no one has been
more critical of how science is presented in textbooks thanTPP. Of course, that statement is meant to sound
reasonable, like who can argue with balance, analysis, honesty, and
evidence? When you dig deeper you find
out that critics of evolution don’t want evidence to be presented if they don’t
like its implications. After all you
hear over and over and over again that the fossil record doesn’t support an
evolutionary explanation, which is so totally at odds with what you actually
know, which means that a subtle dishonesty is being presented here where you
make the skeptics, real scientists, sound dogmatic, while the religiously
dogmatic are made to sound reasonable, as if by magic reversing their true
positions. Yea, Texas! Oh, wait, isn't that Ted's state?